Since the original Randomness thread is starting to reach its lag point, I'm making a new one. Same exact rules apply as before. This is practically a replica.
Go crazy, you guys.
Is this Lightning Thief from Percy Jackson series or...?
Ahahahaha... actually water can light up with a LAMP or a FLASHLIGHT or ANY SORTA LIGHT PRODUCING THINGS
(Gets on phone with aliens)
Aliens, I need a favor. Abuduct all these crazy people. :3
I can abuduct anybody I want.
I am last of many race of alien blue penguins with unusually red capes. We were almost completely wiped out by the horrendous space kablooie. I am only alien penguin alive giving me authority over the entire species of one.
I choose to abuduct Fanny first.
What do you think?