All posts by Scottick

- When no one was looking, Scott took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. -

April Fools was 3 months ago, you unoriginal hack.

(Yeah, frankly I have no idea what I was doing with this either.

I'd say this is the problem we keep running into with RP's, but I'll fully admit this one's on me for having an "absolutely must not lose" stubborn attitude.)

(Everyone lands on their feet)

Ga: Well excuse us for not knowing where the story's headed!

(The bullets amount to no avail.)

Ga: So what now?

Sc: We find some more help. The Stwins and Alex are somewhere else, but we need more firepower than that.

Jo: (How about we get a distraction? They obviously just want freaks.)

Max: Like?

Sc: Just how surrounded?

(Snaps fingers, something is heard from the distance. As it gets closer, everyone can hear Highway to Hell by AC/DC as the Revenge Racer crashes through Scott's dorm. Everyone gets in or on.)

Sc: You guys know you're paying for all the repairs, right?

Max: What else did you want me to do? Blow up the whole building?

(The Revenge Racer drives away)

Ga: Well that much we get, but we're asking why the endings are different if that's supposed to be the continuity!

Jo: (Maybe it's just a retcon.)

Sc: Whatever it is, it's not relevant to our current situation. Methinks this isn't the safest place for us...

Rumia: Ish hat sho?

Jo: (Garyn, are we using that device to get outta here?)

Ga: Not yet, let's save it as a panic button. We don't wanna let these guys cause too much trouble.

Sc: (...how'd I go from finding Monkey Vince to this?)

Ga: ...then what the cripes are we doing here?!

Jo: (Isn't there the other guys who aren't officially recognized Slush Fighters?)

Sc: Oh yeah, the fanon guys...still, it's strange that we didn't get the memo we got evicted.

Ga: Wait, didn't the tile game show them not evicted at all and in fact had no references to the bonus ending in the launcher game?

Sc: ...does continuity mean nothing to these people?

Rumia: Booooooored now...

(Rumia bites down on Scott's arm)

Sc: You know, as much as this hurts, it's still kinda cute...

(Iris heals Garyn, resuming his blood flow and reviving him)

Ga: ...GAH! Oh, good, I'm alive. Hey, just some advice: never spit in Death's face. It's not gonna end well for you.

Sc: But knowing you, you'd never spit in Shiki Eiki's fa-

Ga: No, not her. I was up face-to-face with that classical bones-and-scythe Death.

Jo: (Once again your lack of self-preservation fails to surprise me.)

Sc: Anyways, what was the device you were looking for?

Ga: The Multi-Verse Mini-Portal.

Jo: (We gonna summon massive reinforcements?)

Ga: Maybe not for now. Whatever this guy has in store for us, I'm sure all of the Slush Fighters can take care of it.

Sc: I think it's a bit of a one-sided relationship...

Jo: (Speaking of...)

(Iris arrives in the dorm)

Iris: I came as quick as I could! I heard one of us was bleeding-

(Iris looks directly below her at Garyn)

Iris: ...out.

Rumia: Is that so?

(Rumia looks at Iris, at first with a hunter's intent, but she quickly goes back to normal)

Rumia: ...nah. She's too skinny. Not a lot to bite through.

Iris: ...huh?

Jo: (Well good luck selling my image to people. Non-Stand users can't see Stands, even extraterrestials!)

Sc: And I'm just a near-blind guy with a laser sword.

Ga: And...I'm...bleeding...out...

(Garyn passes out, Rumia gets off and stares at him with a disheartened look)

Rumia: ...can I eat you guys-

Sc: NO!

Jo: (NO!)

(The Prodigy knocks on the tablet)

Jo: (Hey. He asked you a question.)

Ga: FOUND IT!

(Garyn walks in with Rumia [1] gnawing on his skull)

Sc: Is it...

Ga: No, it's not her.

Sc: Doesn't that hurt?

Ga: She's been doing this for weeks, and I can't find a way to get rid of her. It stopped hurting, though...

(The bitemarks on Garyn's head suddenly gush with blood)

Sc: ...

Jo: ...

Ga: Like I said, it stopped hurting.

Sc: By the way, hey you. The tablet thing. What exactly do want with us?

All: ...

Ga: Like I said, why do we need the monkey again?

Sc: Something that had to do with a prophecy or incident?

Ga: Well in that case let me go find something...

(Garyn opens the door to his dorm, it's pitch black.)

Jo: (Is that normal? We're in broad daylight.)

Ga: Yeah, it is...just gimme a sec.

(Garyn walks into the darkness. A loud "CHOMP" is heard.)

Ga: I'm almost finished! I think I feel it!

DANG IT!

"ORA!"

(The Prodigy breaks down the door)

Ga: Jo?!

Sc: You're paying for that door, you know.

Jo: (Yare yare...it's a heckuva story about how I got back here. Let's just say the Joestar Family Curse helped out for once.)

Ga: The mothership crashed?

Jo: (More than that. A flock of seagulls came out of nowhere and got jammed into the turbines, then it hit the Atlantic seafloor and the explosion was so massive that if the crew wasn't already killed by the blast, they've all drowned, too.)

Sc: ...well now that's out of the way, let's go find Monkey Vince.

Ga: Wait, does this situation really concern us?

Sc: Do we have anything better to do?

Is that Crow T. Robot?

Does someone else here actually watch MST3K too?!

Jo: (Yare yare...so this is what it comes down to, huh?)

(Jo lowers his cap as he accepts the inevitable)

- Meanwhile, in Scott's dorm... -

(Garyn blinks in and out of existence for a few seconds before respawning)

Ga: Scott! We need to rescue Jo!

Sc: And I need to find out where in the world is Camen Sandiego!

Ga: Don't you mean monkey Vince?

Sc: Him too.

Ga: ...well, he was right.

Jo: (So what now?)

Ga: ...

(Shoots himself with the Gradius Rifle, blowing up in a pixellated explosion)

Jo: (...you selfish jerkwad.)

Ga: Dude, do you have some sort of plan? I don't think I can keep this up much longer...

Jo: (Of course. The Joestar Secret Technique is always a viable option at times like this. Are your legs in good condition?)

Ga: Yeah, why?

Jo: (STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!)

(Time freezes)

Jo: (Then let's run for it!)

(Jo grabs a time-frozen Garyn and runs past as many frozen Zookeepers as possible in five seconds of frozen time)

Jo: (Is this it?)

Ga: You take the guys on the left, I'll take the guys on the right.

(The Prodigy punches out wave after wave of the Zookeepers while Garyn glides through them gunning them down with several Options)